Centerfold (mature*)

Playboy and Penthouse perform a disservice
When nubile asses and young breasts they depict
Their fantastic photogenic models unnerve us
But the truth is the women they show don't exist

Magazine photo techs are masters of airbrush technique
Presenting the curvaceous, mouth-watering parts that you see
But unblemished skin shown when at bare bush you peek
May be just courtesy of computer-enhanced imagery

Too many relationships these imaginary startlets corrupt
Much to the girlfriend's and wive's simple dismay
A sizable majority of find it extremely tough
To compete with an un-pimpled Miss May

The alluring tableaus displayed in glossy layouts
Are the result of numerous photographic sessions
Without the coaching of consultants you may doubt
An amateur could pose with such sensual expression

The photographer takes hundreds of "girly pictures"
With optimal lighting and new equipment it's a snap
His efforts won't meet editorial censure
So you'll never see the girl's hands covering her lap

He'll instruct her to open her legs or show cleavage
And conform her body to highly erotic positions
The model would balk as such an indelible image
If she hadn't shed embarassment with inhibition

The enticement of money must make proposals look good
A possible new lifestyle that might be tantalizing
For how else could she condone what no "good girl" should
Without endless, agonized rationalizing?

Does she really want millions of teenaged men to see
Her totally nude body thus flexed?
Doesn't she know she's pandering to prurient fantasy
And men's masturbatory need for sex?